Just something I'd like to share

Check this out:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ...
MARIA: Here it is..
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables ..
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for wate
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his composition?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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What word is always spelt incorrectly?

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It's so lame

Wah?

I like them. They cool and funny.

Thanks, Lee. And that's weird, Amy.

That's hilarious...

I know. Can you believe I found it on my school website?

did real kids actually do that

I don't know. I just found it on my school website and decided to post it as a topic. =D

wHERE KATIE
i need to find them
pls tell meee?
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Go to our class page and go to "Our shared writing"
Hope that helped, Amy.
Maybe I'll be able to find some others soon as well.

Yea please do. This is so hilarious. I was laughing and I fell off my computer chair.

Lol
Too bad I can't find any others. Can any of you guys suggest what to search up in google if you want to find stuff like this?

Try searching...'idiotic questions and answers'.

wow
idiotic???
try jokes.com
never tried but might be a real sight

Here's some questions and answers, it's an idots test:

First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000, now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.

Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Okay, now the bonus round.

Bonus Question: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does he indicate what he wants?

Answer: He just has to open his mouth and ask. It's really very simple.... Like you!

Nice ones, Katie.

i SO GOT THAT ONE
GEENA AND DA MIND TRAP GAME
I GOT SOME LAME ONES

WHAT IS A GHOSTS FAVOURITE DDESSERT?
BOO-BERRY PIE AND I SCREAM

WHAT SORT OF GROUPS DO VAMPIRES JOIN?
dA BLOOD gROUP

Yeah, that's probably where Geena got the riddles eh? They're pretty easy actually...
Amy, why did you type in Capitals?
Here's another idiots test:

Make a quick copy of the diagram pictured below ( it doesn't have to be exact, just fairly accurate, ) for the first 4 parts of this test.




Part 1.

Circle the biggest circle.



Part 2.

Circle the biggest X.



Part 3.

See the house? It is the purple house. The purple house is one story and every thing in it is purple. The doors are purple, the sofa is purple, the refrigerator is purple (go on as long as you like) now what color are the stairs?



Part 4:

See the picture of a tree in a park? The park is located in the Northeastern United States. It's mid-winter and there is a strong wind blowing in the direction indicated by the lines. In which direction are the leaves being blown?



Part 5:

Copy the sets of dashes onto your piece of paper: _ _ _ _ _

Now, using the 5 dashes as your bottom line guide, write the word idiot.



Part 6:

There is a plane traveling from New York to Canada at 300 MPH, but unfortunately just as it reaches the border between New York and Canada, it crashes into a mountain. Where do they bury the survivors, in New York, or in Canada?



Part 7:

Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing?



Part 8:

This part of the test involves numbers. You're the driver of a bus. You stop on a corner and pick up 3 people. At the second stop 2 people get off and 5 people get on. At the next stop 7 people get on and 4 people get off. At the fourth stop, 7 people get on and 6 people get off. Finally, at the last stop, 3 people get on and 5 people get off. How old is the bus driver?



Part 9:

Which is correct: Five and four are eight, or five and four is eight?



Part 10:

How many members of each type of animal did Moses take on the ark?

Amy, you know this one as well and for the others, I know the picture is huge but yeah, I can't be bothered changing the size. And I'll post the answers later since this post is too long already.

Isn't that what joy showed us
hahaha

lmfao wow...I don''t know if part 5 is even an answer since you just write idiot.:s lol

Ok, here are the answers:

Part 1. The correct answer would be to circle the perimeter of the diagram as that is the biggest circle.

Part 2. The right answer would be to circle the X that divides the diagram into four sections. This is the same idea as in section one.

Part 3. The correct answer is: since the purple house is one story, there are no stairs!

Part 4. The correct answer is they wouldn't be blown anywhere because it is winter and there are no leaves on the tree.

Part 5. The correct answer is to have written ( using cursive ) the word idiot, not to have printed the word.

Part 6. The correct answer is that survivors don't get buried, dead people do!!

Part 7. The correct answer is the cow, there is no such animal as a Mama bull, it's called a cow.

Part 8. The correct answer is whatever age you are, because you are the bus driver.

Part 9. The correct answer is neither. Five and four equals nine, not eight.

Part 10. The correct answer is none. Moses didn't bring any animals onto the ark, it was Noah.

Now, here's another Idiots test and if you wanna do the test, go to this link:
http://www.addictinggames.com/theidiottest.html