Best Joke

Ok, this contest is simple, i just give you a few words to start off with and then you try to create a joke, you must use those words i give you in part of it. the rest you can make up yourself. you can POST YOUR JOKES HERE, but no-one can copy eachother.

here's your first one, try make up a joke starting with:

A man was walking down the street.
whoever gets the best joke this time only gets 1k but the prize gets better depending on the words i give you. the harder to make one, the better the prize.

Happy joke making!

A street was walking down the man.

I don't know ... I don't really get this contest.

just make up a joke starting with those words or put those words in part of your joke.
eg. a man was walking down the street when a cow attacks him!

A man was walking down a street and suddenly, he was attacked by a viscious koala.

only post wins? lol

btw is there a prize, or is this just a game?

Hmmm...Weird kind of contest, don't you think? Still, a good idea.

you dont have 2 use the words attacked by, thats just my example. try to make the joke longer. the prize is 1k.

A man was walking down the street when suddenly a mob of monkeys kidnapped him and stuffed him in a fridge.

???????????

and then what happened? im sorry that i keep bugging you to making the joke longer but could you finish off the joke? thanx
ps. you can have as much tries as you want but this time you only get till 14th of july.

it's past 14th of July already, anyway there weren't much people that entered but i thought about it and think ill let the members of this forum vote 4 their favourite person. the jokes arent that funny but some1 has 2 win.
p.s. ur welcome 2 join if u think uve got a good joke since nobody really gets this contest. deadline is now 30th of July

OK, here goes...

A man was walking down the street when suddenly an Rhino started chasing him! The man looked right in the rhino's face and said "Go away."
The rhino ignored him and the man reached into his pocket for his shotgun just to realise it wasn't there! The rhino then charges the man and KOs him...

GAME OVER (please insert two more coins)


Its lame, but I couldn't be stuffed thinking of anything else.

a man was walking down the street when a monkey comes out of the sky and eats his brain! the man is all like "hey monkey why did you eat my brain?" the monkey is all " i like man brains"

hasn't any1 voted yet?

blues_gurl wrote:

hasn't any1 voted yet?

Of course no one has voted, you haven't put a poll up..

A man was walking down the street, and caused many car accidents. When he got home his grandma said to put his pants on. ahaahahahhahaahahhahahhaahahahahhaa

well, this contest isn't very popular and not much people get it so.... can it be closed please?

blues_gurl, you're an admin. you can close it yourself.

PM if you think this should be unlocked.